Squishy. He's squishy.
In related news, my legs have not yet been located.
Squishy. Primus. Squishy. Soon as I can walk again, I think I'm going to pop in and see this for myself.

[Ninja-edit to show off my new shiny icon!]

::recording clicks::
If you're hearing this, I'm lying mostly dead somewhere. Please come find me before I rust. No-one finds a rusty corpse attractive.
::recording clicks over to co-ordinates, and repeats::

Turns out that was the calm before the storm. There was a joint-force sent out today to investigate the humans that had attacked Blackout. Ended up being some sort of trap or something, I don't know. Total Charlie Foxtrot. When Runabout and I showed up the humans were playing the shell game with trucks that had four of them and a whole bunch of ( Read more... )

Things seem to have calmed down some around here. Grimlock, Hound, Elita-One, some guy I'd never met before called Cloudstreaker and a squishy showed up ( Read more... )

Tonight has been an interesting night. I'm not quite sure what all happened, but I got to play Jet Judo. And I was thisclose to getting one of Thundercracker's wings. Stupid Skywarp ( Read more... )